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Gracious Gina Rinehart offers apprentice chance to explain self prior to devouring him whole
“Oh humble and mighty leader, your patience and benevolence is beyond our comprehension.” A Roy Hill apprentice quaked in his…
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Self-identifying Female Wins Out On Top BHP Role
“Big, bald and brave.” These were the words Emily, formerly Bruce as of yesterday, used to describe herself in front…
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Mine Worker Hits KPI: One Coherent Thought Per Shift
Shift Supervisors at a large Pilbara mine site were filled with pride this week after one of their best dump…
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Female Minesite TikTok Deaths Up 800%
Three women have coincidentally met their fate on an East Pilbara mine site after filming inspirational FIFO-themed TikTok videos during…
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Twiggy Forrest Announces New “Brown Energy” Project
Twiggys Mansion, WA: “Great Scott, I think we’ve done it!” Billionaire Andrew Forrest has revealed his newest project to secure…
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Clive Palmer Forced To Hold In Fart To Comply With Emissions Regulations
Karratha, WA – A thrilling contest between man and sphincter is unfolding in the State’s North West as Clive Palmer…
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Pilbara Iron Ore Magnates Instantly “Scrum off” for NRL Ownership Rights
While Premier Roger Cook has been busy striking a hard bargain to bring the NRL to WA, it has been…
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Timeline Divergence Reveals Rinehart Family Just Exceptionally Lucky
A temporary aberration in the spacetime continuum today has confirmed Gina Rinehart escaped being a grubby food van vendor with…
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Spilling 25,000L Of Oil Into Ocean Not As Bad As Exceeding Bag Limit By One Fish
Santos are feeling the full weight of the law this week, after the Oil Giant that clears well above $2.7…
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Friday Just Another Hollow Day For Soul Sucked FIFO Worker
Jaded and glassy eyed to the point he’s almost forgotten his own name. ‘Just one year to earn some cash,’…
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Worker Instantly Ostracised After Being Allocated Electric HiLux On BHP Mine Site
In a move that is being seen as fostering a de-carbonised future for the mining industry, An all-electric powered HiLux…
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Sodexo Announces ‘Friday Nights Are Burger Night’ After $2.3 Million In Government Funding Goes To Worker Accommodation
The Cook Government has announced it will be providing enough funding to Pilbara mining camps that they may soon be…
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Twiggy Forrest Wins Gold Logie For His Role In ‘Pretending To Give A Shit About The Planet’
What a night! The glitz and glamour of the Logies has come and gone once more. One of the highest…
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Researchers Discover Pilbara Iron Ore Deposits Are 1 Billion Years Younger Than Estimated, Twiggy Forrest To Face Charges Of Statuatory
Some bright minds from Curtin University have just this week published new research that they believe proves that the giant…
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Fat Pig Rio Worker Launches Discrimination Claim For Lack Of Representation In Marketing Material
“Where are all the husky guys with dorito crumbs on their shirts?” Frank Gronkin is up in arms today, decreeing…
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Gina Donates Leftovers From Single Gala Dinner To OzHarvest, Nation Fed Until 2045
“I’m not sure we can haul that much pork belly!” Widely known for her altruistic efforts, Gina Rinehart has once…
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Rio Tinto Applauds Thiefs Innovation in Driverless Technology After Discovering Fleet Hilux Ghostied Into Bush
“This is on the cutting edge.” Local mining powerhouse Rio Tinto are analyzing the works of a local thief, after…
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Controversial New PR Move From Fortescue Sees Twiggy Forrest Address Traditional Owners in Green Face
Troubled former Fortescue CEO Twiggy Forrest is making headlines again, fresh off his one man show “Boil Like Eggs” where…
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