Some bright minds from Curtin University have just this week published new research that they believe proves that the giant iron ore deposits in the Pilbara are actually one billion years younger than previously estimated.
Using new techniques to measure the age of the iron ore, the improved understanding of the ancient sought after rocks will add to our knowledge of the geological processes in the area and assist with future exploration.
One person who is not over the moon about the new revelations is former Fortescue CEO Twiggy Forrest, who was immediately arrested and charged once the researchers confirmed with police that the humungous red boulders were indeed underage.
Detectives are currently using state of the art technology in an to attempt to track down Gina Rinehart for questioning. The method involves triangulating Maxibon sales across the country to find the area that is experiencing a 3000% increase.
The gigantic, ancient iron ore deposits were set to testify but upon further inspection it was discovered that they had been blown to smithereens for profit.