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Federal Government to Make ‘Heelys’ Free in New Incentive
The Federal Government has announced they will subsidise Heelys for Pilbara residents, to soften the blow as fuel prices continue…
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Bomb Scare at MP’s Office Just Chinese Takeaway He Forgot He Ordered
A bomb scare at the office of Pilbara MP Kevin Michel has turned out to have actually been a forgotten…
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Premier Devastated Carnarvon Survived Tropical Cyclone Narelle
Premier Roger Cook has been left crestfallen after hearing the devastating news that Carnarvon was not destroyed in its entirety…
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New Spunky Dark-Haired Man Emerges As Hedland Mayoral Hopeful
A fresh face has arrived on the Port Hedland mayoral candidate scene, following years if not decades of tumultuous council…
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Port Hedland To Hold Raffle To Determine Next Mayor
Port Hedland, WA: Force State Government to dissolve the council once, shame on you. Force State Government to dissolve the…
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Liberal Politician Abuses Motel Staff Over Lack Of Complimentary Snacks
Carnarvon, WA: Police have called on witnesses after it was alleged a Liberal politician chastised staff at a Gascoyne motel…
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Tits, Beers Announced in Radical Karratha Council Meeting Push
The City of Karratha has announced it will introduce the classic pub game Chase the Ace, beers, as well as…
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Frustrated Kevin Michel On The Fence Whether He Should Cancel Overseas Holiday Or If He’ll Be Working
Member for the Pilbara Kevin Michel is fuming this week after his international round trip tickets he booked for a…
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Get To Know Your Pilbara Candidates
Kevin Michel – WA Labor What is your favourite movie? What is your proudest moment? What inspirational quote do you…
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Barefoot Greens Candidate Frustrated No-one Takes Him Seriously
Greens candidate for the Pilbara Niels Glahn-Bertelsen is fuming this morning after another meet and greet session has seen locals…
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Beers, Bud, Bunnings And Bali: Karratha Lists Its Election Priorities
The Karratha Bugle took a stroll to the shopping centre this past month and polled roughly 1000 locals to find…
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Kevin Michel Promises To Keep Promising Bunnings
A Karratha Bugle investigation can reveal the man behind the infamous Bunning’s Warehouse sign was none other than our local…
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Urgent Medical Travelers Rejoice! Cook Government Announces Bare Minimum Boost
WA Premier Roger Cook has announced significant cost-of-living relief for the North West, showering residents with 5c and 10c coins…
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Sycophant Who Used To Call McGowan ‘Daddy’ Finds TrumpMania Excessive
A Karratha news reporter who only three year ago was heard calling the WA premier “Daddy” is in disbelief at…
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Kailis Candidate For The Pilbara Pledges $68 Caesar Salad
Disclaimer: This is satire. PERTH woman Amanda Kailis, who decided to throw her hat in the ring for an electorate…
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City of Karratha Celebrates 50 Years Of Doing Fuck All With World’s Most Remarkable Archaeological Site
The Burrup Peninsula petroglyphs are the sort of things tourists the world over spend thousands of dollars to visit, but…
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Local Considers Dressing Up As A Port Hedland Councillor For Halloween
Port Hedland resident Tom Mattick, 40, has never really been one for dress-ups and arbitrary holidays like Halloween. This year,…
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Being Pro-Putin Surprisingly Not The Most Controversial Thing About This Hedland Councillor
A local whack-job and Vladimir Putin sycophant, who also happens to be paid $40,122 a year by ratepayers to vote…
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Brendan Grylls Pens Whitepaper On How Karratha’s Adult Store Remains Recession-proof
Royalties for Regions brainchild Brendan Grylls has lauded Ashkarnah Adult Shop for defying the boom-and-bust cycle renowned for crushing Karratha…
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Fears Of Recession As Port Hedland Council, Overseeing Most Economically Important Industry In Australia, Full Of People From Port Hedland
As sure as the sun will rise and set, so will the Port Hedland council be comprised of people that…
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