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Clive Palmer Forced To Hold In Fart To Comply With Emissions Regulations
Karratha, WA -A thrilling contest between man and sphincter is unfolding in the State's North West as Clive Palmer clenches his glutes to hold...
Pilbara Iron Ore Magnates Instantly “Scrum off” for NRL Ownership Rights
While Premier Roger Cook has been busy striking a hard bargain to bring the NRL to WA, it has been reported two Pilbara mining...
Timeline Divergence Reveals Rinehart Family Just Exceptionally Lucky
A temporary aberration in the spacetime continuum today has confirmed Gina Rinehart escaped being a grubby food van vendor with half a leg and...
Spilling 25,000L Of Oil Into Ocean Not As Bad As Exceeding Bag Limit By One Fish
Santos are feeling the full weight of the law this week, after the Oil Giant that clears well above $2.7 Billion in revenue a...
Friday Just Another Hollow Day For Soul Sucked FIFO Worker
Jaded and glassy eyed to the point he's almost forgotten his own name. 'Just one year to earn some cash,' turned into ten quicker...
