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Red Emperors Queue Up As Pilbara Fishing Extravaganza Announces Free Lip Piercings

The Pilbara Fishing Extravaganza is back once again, as sunburnt blokes prepare to spend all day on the water getting their reels sizzled by...

Dampier Players Still Yet To Resurface After Pulling Off The Quatro

"Tell the boss I am very, very unwell." Today marks four days since the Dampier Sharks won the North Pilbara Football League Final by 14...

“No Sex Before The Big Game!” Says Falcons Player Who Hasn’t Had A Root In Months

A Karratha Falcons player is feeling a little red-faced today after failing to give the rest of the team a rev up at training...

“I Used To Train With Cherry-Evans” Says Local Drunk Liar

Patrons attending Origin 3 at their local last night were rolling their eyes and pretending they couldn't hear the ramblings of a nearby obnoxiously...

Adventure Sports Employee Accidentally Sells One Arm Bandit’s Prosthetic Limb in Doorbuster Sale

"I thought it was a retro rod holder." Karratha's bittersweet relationship with it's only sporting goods outlet continues this week as their yearly clearance sale...

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