Australia’s richest woman was in a frenzied state this morning, berating staff at the Centrelink office on Hay St in Perth.
The cause of her fury was learning of her unsuccessful application to the $808.70 per fortnight Jobseekers Allowance.
Why the richest person in Australia worth over $38 billion applied for a program reserved for vulnerable people is unclear, however her subsequent rage was clear as day.
“Fucking pleb – out of my sight!” She howled at the clerk behind the desk.
“This is why you grubs never make it up out of the peasant class, you got no ticker!”
She continued making remarks about the great unwashed and how Elon’s new rocket laser beams are going to bring down a real rain that washes all the scum of the streets.
“I’m terribly sorry we were unable to approve that for you ma’am,” the clerk responded.
“It’s just that you earn the average annual Australian income seven minutes into your work day.”
Ms Rinehart was escorted out of the building after she took off one of her thongs and belted the security guard with it.
She promptly got into her private helicopter where an assistant had a number of thank you cards forcibly written by her employees ready to help calm her down.
After getting bored reading the same dogshit handwriting from her mine staff saying “fanks miss Gina,” she fell into a loud snore-laden nap where she sporadically talked in her sleep about how Pauline is going to be a nice little puppet.
