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Census finds 90% of people from Broome are wankers
Early Census statistics have revealed nine out of ten people in Broome are a bunch of smug pricks.The unsurprising findings came to light after...
“NO GINGERS”: Pilbara pub’s controversial rule
A Pilbara pub is under fire over a contentious ban on ginger-haired patrons.The Karratha East Tavern has announced it will not permit entry to anybody with ginger hair, which it said is hair which can be described as “orange” or “rusty”. Locals first heard of the rule change after publican Jerry Crafton affixed a sign […]
Gina Rinehart ruled ineligible for Centrelink after means test finds she earns $759,000 an hour
Australia’s richest woman was in a frenzied state this morning, berating staff at the Centrelink office on Hay St in Perth. The cause of her fury was learning of her unsuccessful application to the $808.70 per fortnight Jobseekers Allowance. Why the richest person in Australia worth over $38 billion applied for a program reserved for […]
Karratha Man Deemed “Too Far Gone” After Round Of Golf In Perth
“We’ve lost Kade.”A group of Perth school friends are today grieving the personality of their close pal Kade Williams after the newly relocated Karratha...
Man Survives Another Week Without Mindlessly Dropping a Massive Fart in the Office
A relieved Pilbara man is wiping sweat from his brow after getting through another weekwithout accidentally letting rip around his office colleagues.Oscar Jenkinson, 31,...
