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Local oddball does a poo in nightclub cubicle

A man asking for trouble has reportedly done the unthinkable – gone to the nightclub bathroom for a deuce. To single out Evo’s nightclub for having a disgraceful men’s room would be unfairly singling out what is a commonality among every late night drinking venue – they are completely fucked. Paul Gork, 28, was halfway […]

Hearson Cove to Become Nude Beach

Hearson Cove is set to become a nude beach, according to one fruity parliamentarian.The picturesque shell beach frequented by young families will soon have...

Pilbara Top Cop at Centre of Multiple House Party Noise Complaints

A senior Pilbara policeman has been identified as one of the perpetrators blaring shit music until the sun comes up in the sleepy suburbs of Karratha. The shocking revelation comes as The Bugle took matters into its own hands and probed a spate of unanswered noise complaints to identify the dregs of society. Visting a […]

New Karratha mechanic announces plan to not rip everybody off

Matt Burgess Automotives, the new mechanic in town, has been warned his time is limited after vowing to achieve what no one in the industry has managed before in Karratha. Namely, not rip off every poor cunt who walks through the door with an issue to fix. Covered in oil and all matter of garage […]

Census finds 90% of people from Broome are wankers

Early Census statistics have revealed nine out of ten people in Broome are a bunch of smug pricks.The unsurprising findings came to light after...

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Karratha Falcons Win 2026 Premiership; Fat Benchwarmer Takes Credit

Spectacular scenes over the weekend as the Karratha Falcons...

Local Skippers Instructor Accidentally Passes Bollard After Mistaking It For Student

“Not very talkative are you mate.” The Department of Transport are working frantically today to undo a PR nightmare caused by a local Karratha Skippers Ticket Assessor, after it was revealed the veteran boatie accidentally gave a passing mark to an inanimate object. Murky details have surfaced from the practical assessment held last week, where […]

Karratha High School Wins Sculptures Competition with “Giant Gatorade Bong”

A senior high school in Karratha has been announced...

“Gina’s farts to solve energy crisis,” Says Twiggy Forrest

“Great Scott, I think we’ve done it!”Billionaire Andrew Forrest...
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