Hearson Cove is set to become a nude beach, according to one fruity parliamentarian.
The picturesque shell beach frequented by young families will soon have a partitioned area for the North West’s naturists, following public consultation.
The clothing-optional zone, which includes one of the BBQs, will allow for activities such as skinny-dipping, volleyball, sun-worshipping and twister.
Local Member for the Pilbara and Assistant Minister for Nudist Affairs Kevin Michel claimed responsibility for the brainchild.
“I have been canvassing Karratha residents for years and this is what they want to see,” he said while covering his genitals with a beach ball.
“It’s all about having fun in the sun.
“Mind you, these little shells play havoc with a bare buttock – we’ll have to invest some R&D into remedying that.”
Lying on his back with his legs spread open, Brendon Grylls was seen ascertaining the best site for perineum sunning after being brought on as a consultant by the City of Karratha.
“Yep, that feels just about right,” Grylls said while maintaining eye contact with our reporter.
“I understand this is quite close to where families sit and eat but wellness is wellness.”
CoK was exploring sections of Deep Gorge that could be used for ‘dune activities’ however, the proposition will need to go to a vote at the next council meeting.
Tali Honkys, advocate from Get Your Kit Off, said it was wonderful to see the region reflecting a more progressive society.
“This is about creating confidence without clothes, bare as you dare!” she said.
“Whether your wonky, stubby or stiffy… you should be able rock out with your cock out.
“Same goes for a bush or Brazilian, we don’t judge in this community.”
Residents of Karratha, Dampier, Roebourne and Wickham will have the opportunity to have their say in the coming weeks.
