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Kevin Michel Pledges To Build Wall Between Karratha and Port Hedland
In an effort to cling to power, Member for the Pilbara Kevin Michel has vowed to erect a 50ft wall cutting off Port Hedland...
Man Ejected From Pub After Asking For Beverage That Isn’t Flavourless Piss Water
"He asked for a Tropical IPA. I refuse to google what that might be."Confusing scenes unfolded at the Tambrey this past weekend as local...
“I Used To Train With Cherry-Evans” Says Local Drunk Liar
Patrons attending Origin 3 at their local last night were rolling their eyes and pretending they couldn't hear the ramblings of a nearby obnoxiously...
Adventure Sports Employee Accidentally Sells One Arm Bandit’s Prosthetic Limb in Doorbuster Sale
"I thought it was a retro rod holder."Karratha's bittersweet relationship with it's only sporting goods outlet continues this week as their yearly clearance sale...
Rio Tinto Applauds Thiefs Innovation in Driverless Technology After Discovering Fleet Hilux Ghostied Into Bush
"This is on the cutting edge."Local mining powerhouse Rio Tinto are analyzing the works of a local thief, after it was discovered the anonymous...
