“Hear my words, foe.”
A common occurrence in the online Karratha rage forums has today been graced with a touch of nuance, after a post from a particularly perturbed resident has resulted in a decent turn of phrase.
Martin Stevens, 43, may not be aware of the subtle artistic flair he was showing off when he took to Facebook calling for the demise of a miscellaneous motorcyclist causing a ruckus throughout his suburb in the late evenings.
“Hear me now, foolish foe. Let me catch you once more hooning down my end of the street and there shall be hell to pay. Let it henceforth be known that tis you should now hope the authorities intervene, as I have reached my summit of rage and will unleash my power unto you and scupper your childish fun!”
He later applied the finishing touches to his work of art by peppering the comment section generously with F and C bombs.
