In a rare move from a Local Government Organisation, The City of Karratha has this week issued a fiery response to the results of its Annual Community Survey. The survey allows residents to offer their views on how the City is performing in categories like liveability, access to facilities and safety, and gives locals a chance to share their views about their vision for the future of Karratha.
“Please shut the f**k up about Bunnings, they are not coming here and neither is a f**king bowling alley.”
The blunt response no doubt stems from the 100% strike rate of at least a few of the respondents to the Annual Community Survey making some mention of getting a Bunnings, or BCF, or a Bowling Alley to set up shop in town.
“We get it, Home Timber sucks ass and is prohibitively expensive. With the current information we have on hand, the best response we can provide is to ask you all to please shut the f**k up.”
“They made it work in Broome somehow, which makes absolutely no sense but again, and we cannot emphasize this point enough, please pipe down right now.”
Staff then conceded it would be nice to have a Bunnings or BCF around the corner.