A miscellaneous dog in someone’s backyard in Bulgarra has reportedly begun to go hoarse from barking for three days straight without intervention from it’s knuckle-dragging owner.
A regular occurrence in the Pilbara, fuckwits have been neglecting their dogs in the North West since time immemorial. The extent of the neglect was highlighted in a recent visit from RSPCA in December, who told the Bugle that some of the things they saw cannot be unseen.
“What sort of pinhead loads up the ute and fucks off for three days and leaves one bowl of water for their dog?” RSPCA inspector Felicity Preston said.
The anxious pooch howling from under the back patio was already in a perpetual cycle of being donated to SAFE, adopted, neglected and then donated back to SAFE.
The RSPCA managed to track down the owner of the dog, Martin Paterson, who was camping at 40 mile and told inspectors the dog is “probs just getting a bit thirsty.”
“Yeah, he always carries on like that – he’s a chatty dog,” the imbecile said.
“He’s just showing off half the time.”
Head of the RSPCA Greg Olinivich told the Bugle ignorance appears to be bliss for the overwhelming number of shoddy dog owners in the North West.
“Half these dumb cunts don’t even know they are committing abuse by leaving a dog unattended for days on end,” Mr Olinivich said.
“Judging by the comments on a recent Karratha Bugle article about huskies, the number of mouth-breathers undertaking pet ownership in Karratha and surrounds might be more than we initially anticipated.
Residents on Mr Paterson’s street told the Bugle they are fed up with the constant barking.
“We are very much looking forward to when Martin returns home from his trip,” they said.
Upon pulling into his driveway armed with Hungry Jacks, Mr Paterson was clubbed, tied to a surfboard, pushed out into the Dampier Archipelago and given Viking rites as his frustrated neighbours all took turns firing burning arrows at him from the shore.