Local News
New Karratha mechanic announces plan to not rip everybody off
Matt Burgess Automotives, the new mechanic in town, has been warned his time is limited after vowing to achieve what no one in the industry has managed before in Karratha. Namely, not rip off every poor cunt who walks through the door with an issue to fix. Covered in oil and all matter of garage […]
Census finds 90% of people from Broome are wankers
Early Census statistics have revealed nine out of ten people in Broome are a bunch of smug pricks.The unsurprising findings came to light after...
“NO GINGERS”: Pilbara pub’s controversial rule
A Pilbara pub is under fire over a contentious ban on ginger-haired patrons.The Karratha East Tavern has announced it will not permit entry to anybody with ginger hair, which it said is hair which can be described as “orange” or “rusty”. Locals first heard of the rule change after publican Jerry Crafton affixed a sign […]
Karratha Man Deemed “Too Far Gone” After Round Of Golf In Perth
“We’ve lost Kade.”A group of Perth school friends are today grieving the personality of their close pal Kade Williams after the newly relocated Karratha...
Man Survives Another Week Without Mindlessly Dropping a Massive Fart in the Office
A relieved Pilbara man is wiping sweat from his brow after getting through another weekwithout accidentally letting rip around his office colleagues.Oscar Jenkinson, 31,...
