Come one, come all – we have secured a fabulous new rental boasting classic architecture and no-fuss living, the advertisement rent.
For $2500 non-negotiable a week, this property offers all the bells and whistles plus ample parking space for multiple vehicles including the three out the front.
While this charming oasis may give the illusion of modest living space, we can assure its capacious open-plan living can house more than 15 residents!
This was the verbatim sales pitch from property manager Richard Head of Ron Black Real Estate, which was presented to an undercover reporter from The Karratha Bugle.
The notorious property of Frisby Court, South Hedland, recently made the headlines due to neglect from the WA Government.
However, according Richard Head, who “doesn’t read the papers”, the house had nothing but a flawless rental history.
“Checkout the wildlife – right at your door step you have your very own enclosure of rapacious native birds scavenging on strewn rubbish,” said Mr Head.
“There are plenty of natural cavities bashed into the walls to hang your paintings from too.
“Don’t even think about making modifications or hanging frames yourself because we will take your bond off you.
“Hah, it really does surprise me how privileged tenants think they are these days.”
Other features include:
Outdoor entertaining area
Overflowing skip bin
Pets considered
Mr Head said the media was playing up the WA rental crisis and that $2500 a week reflected the timeless abode.
“Location, location, location,” he said.
“This property is severely underpriced, so get this steal while you can.”
The Karratha Bugle has contacted Consumer Protection.
